There is a Troll under my bridge

And me and my friends are the soft bodies

Attempting to cross over.

Trip Trap Trip Trap Trip Trap

Quaking when I hear,

“Who’s that tripping over my bridge?”

As a child I was thrilled by the danger,

Now the danger is too real.

Two of my pals are in the hospital

Facing danger on their own.

My humble e mails of good cheer

Seem small next to the size of the beast.

Trip Trap Trip Trap Trip Trap

Bravely we cross this bridge.

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But just know this

I am the Biggest Billy Goat Gruff

And I Kick Butt.